Try picturing a guy, arranging a deck of cards patiently for several hours to arrive at a monument. A good male-friend of his walks past the guy, still at work and flashes a dumb smile. Blows air against the half baked building to check its rigidity and the structure collapses to the horror of the guy and the onlookers gasp, not at the arranged cards tumbling down but at the guy, swearing at his friend with expletives that you can find only in Eminem's uncensored lyrics or in a feedback about Bush by gulf natives.
The girl makes an absolute blunder and still stays off trouble while the guy can hold on his nerves when its a girl causing a problem.
Now,with nothing more to discuss on this topic, lets find what the bigwigs have to say about love and its apparent estranged relationship with friendship.
Our special correspondent, Ms. Reporter is decked up with steamy attire and ramped up with questions to fire at the experts.
Vijaykanth, who is playing a sleuth in his latest movie DYEHARD, argues that love is very much necessary in life but he doesnt have time for all that as he has to hunt down Kashmiri terrorists in Orissa.
Thalapathy Rajnikanth feels friendship is the most valuable thing on earth. But with much introspection, it was revealed that Rajni was friendly with Mamooty because he lived on the food given by mamooty.
Proof - Rajni sings " Nanban potta soru, dinamum thinnen paaru" ,ie he gulped down food from Mamooty's home.
And our reporter pointed out to the proof and demands an explanation.
Padikaathavan-Superstar shys away by saying "Yes,yes..Thank you".
Self proclaimed little ‘superstar’ Simbhu ( 20 years down the line, wont little be a little stupid? ) expresses his little thoughts on the same…
Love is sacred and its my duty to kill all the girls who are'nt living by moral values.
And when inquired why he had to rape them before the killing act, he retorts, " Look, my only hit movie was inspired by Sigapu Rojakal, the 80s classic. So you should be asking Kamal hassan for the answer "
Our reporter insists on a reply right there, Simbhu continues under his breath audible only to the reporter,
" Hey Ms.Reporter, you look gorgeous in this white salwar"
Reporter-Yikes! Pack up crew!
Our reporter finds time to catch up with Surya to record his perspective.
Time - 4:11 pm
" Hello reporter, its great to have you here, as I’ve got only few minutes left before Ghajini shooting resumes. Its a good movie, where I play the blah blah blah blah....."
reporter - Sir, your opinion on love?
Time - 4.16 pm
"Hello, you look like a reporter, so what can I do for you?"
At Vijay's place, he expresses his feelings on love
"Love is a once in a lifetime feeling and when you are in love, you will start listenin to flowers rustle as if its a soothing piece of music; you will feel like you are flying over a distance of a mile in the air"
Reporter - " But sir, you always do that in your movies but then we thought it was an action scene, with you performing a daredevil action stunt!"
Vijay - " make it superking action stunt else i'll get into brand loyalty trouble!"
Ms. Reporter finds Vivek at the beach, grumbling on Vadivel’s success. He chips in with his view on the topic by recalling his experience.
“Madhavan, a software engineer and a great friend of mine, once left me stranded after colliding head on with a truck and stalked Reema Sen into a mall. Finally I had to bear with the rain of blows from the cops before accomplishing an escapade. Also, Maddy had loaned out my gf for a week in the excuse of stopping a marriage he wasnt intersted in. So, I feel, guys can demolish friendship of any intensity for a girl, ie figure kaaga friendship cut pannuvaanga”. So vivek opines that a guy will ‘cut’ friendship for a figure.
Superstar's son in law Dhanush while on his way to the gym, took his time off for answering to the question.
"The girl will not lavu a guy who sells a tea or studies well as in Kadhal Konden, but the girl will love handsup men with a good job. So it ees best for the boy to register the marriage the day she says ok to love proposal. Beware, the girlu may prepare a pail/divorce in advance (mun jaameen). OKay enup for today, me going to gym for maintaining my six pack abs"
Reporter - " Isn't that your rib cage?"
Koundamani was spotted in a cafe and when asked for his views,
" I not taking love seriously. But one thing i telling ya, one romantic looku is enough to flat a girl. And while chattingla correcting a figure, check if your student or friend is deceiving you by acting like a girl! "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR0HY9JKd5Y
Our reporter found Shyam at a theatre which is screening his own movie, ushering his friends and other people in for free tickets and even pays for few people to see. When questioned,
"Love is.... Friendship?"
On being asked to explain, " err.. Well that was a dialog copied from Kuch Kuch Hota hai, so am off with it. Ask Shahrukh Khan for an elaborate answer."
(Ask SRK? Will he have time between managing a team in tatters, a reality show with the lowest trp ratings, blogging shit about other actors and making hundreds of commercials round the clock"?
On asked to brief about the twin love story nestled in the movie 12B and how they came up with the idea,
"Errr... 12 B's plot is loosely based on the Hollywood flick, Sliding doors. So buy its DVD at the bazaar shop no.24 and tell them that I had sent you. You ll get the best bargain. Also buy any number of movies there for the same low cost but please dont publish this little info on Sliding doors in your magazine tomorrow!"
TR, planning to don the role of King Kong in the Indian version of the same, takes out sometime from his cramped schedule to voice his views on the same.
Love is nothing but a rose to pluck
IF you escape the thorn, its coz of luck
Once in love, you are a happy duck
Ice Hockey game is played with a puck
Dandanuck hey hey dadakanuck
Ms. Reporter finishes, ”you may be an actor, but I don’t give a **** “ and slaps him hard.
Sarath kumar’s picking on the topic,
“ Love is very important. My political party is fully behind love and we offer full support to lovers, unlike the rest of the parties So with the power vested in me after being voted the CM, I’ll do anything to unify lovers. So please vote for me.”
Full support to lovers? Well, after ANNA durai, THANTHAI Periyar, is it UNCLESarath?
Kollywood bigWIG Sathyaraj speaks out his mind on love.
“Kannu, love can happen to anyone, be it a 50 year old thug and it might be because of an 18 year old. Friendship is very important too. I also thank Koundamani, Manivannan and Vadivel for sharing the screenspace with me and also make my movies tolerable by their comedy”
Jayam Ravi was spotted at a telugu theatre and was asked to talk about his views on the same...
"Girls will always go for guys who are lively/jovial/something something or disciplined/mokkai/dad's child.. or ..or..or..err... just wait till Siddharth's next movie is released!"
Ms. Reporter feels its not the right time to meet Vikram, who is working on Pithamagan and may talk/look like someone from the Apocalypto crew.
Kamal, meanwhile announces that he doesnt believe in marriage anymore. But dude, that’s an extremely late realization, you’ve married thrice till date!
On questioned about Simbhu's reply, Kamal argues,
"Love is divine, if u have the heart to donate blood to anyone, then it is love and you are God "
