Before joining college, i wasnt just Building castles in the air, but created a whole kingdom( of course ruled by me!)...
Thanks to our Kollywood's College movies....
Talking about dreams...Here We GOOOOOOO!!
In the exciting colorful college phase of my life, I (with some cool hairstyle and sporting coolers...on the lines of SRK in KKHH, and i go around the college by skateboards! ) get down from my bike( not some bullet vandi as in sachein) and wave at the onlookers (stunned..acc to me) who gaze at me as if Superman had arrived. Seniors try to make me stumble by sticking their legs on my way, but I manage to strike a balance with my single foot on the ground and hit them with some gravity-defying stunts...
[ opening song]
Within a few days, I form a gang along with three other blokes (with one comedian of course! ) in my class, and from then on, we never attend lectures. We while away time by sitting on compound walls with parked bikes nearby ( engalodathu nu sonnena?) , and talking about unproductive stuff. When some good-looking lassie goes past us, I call her up, and we have her lunch - thari sadham and maanga pickles (as too many brahmins in my coll), and shoo her away with a loud 'burp'... When I get into trouble my gang vanishes into thin air but whereas when i get to kadalapottufy with some gal, they behave contrastingly and stick with me ( they must see some Kathir's movie ).
After a few days, when am at the temple ( not for pious reasons....you know why ;) ), I meet my 'THE ONE" through a head on collision trying to rescue a lit-lamp from being extinguished (with thakkuchuku thakujum bg music from Kushi ) and its that four letter thing at first sight. The next day I cant eat or sleep well and when complaining about it to my gangmates, villain of the story (or maybe hero...coz #005 villain's villain is a hero! ) gets into a fight with me as he had abused some classmate of mine. I biff him with clenched fists, execute some WWE moves ( graphics integerated coz i cant do risky stunts by being hooked to suspended ropes ) and then at my final punch, he lands at the girl's foot and apologises...And all this happens in the middle of a large ensemblage of spectators including the professors. And when the college's top officials arrive at the battlefield ( obviously after everythings over ), the crowd dissolves amidst blatant cacophony and when am about to leave, I set my eyes upon the same girl (ya, she turns out to be my college mate) I met at the temple and get aquainted with her...
[ second song...a duet at som exotic foreign location]
As showcased in every film, classes never seem to happen, and even on those rare occasions when it does, I turn a hooligan and hoot n boo( as my classies giggle) n make a mockery of the professors. When some professor retorts, I stage a walkout and we waltz around and perform some jig in the college (i can even play guitar) and indulge in every form of unfruitful merriment...
And also, I goto some new flicks everyweekend with my gang, turn a roamer in the beach, dance at DJ clubs, hog at NV hotels, stay online in the evenings, some midnight calls ;) - a typical happy-go-lucky wastrel, but still turn out to be the college topper, soccer star, amazing dancer!
I am named the captain of the college football team and am the lead dancer in my college troop( which again comprises my gang and also my "THE ONE" ) .
And during the much frenzied College Chairman elections, posters of me are ubiquitous. Everyone's unanimous choice is me but still eventually, i beat my opponent by just 'one vote', after an announcement over the cobweb filled college speakers to a large gathering of students...
[ third song...ghana genre]
And during the ultra-hyped up culturals and sports event at our rival college (where rivalry is handed down from batch to batch), at the dance and music competition grand finale, our lead singer "the ONE" forgets the lines of the song and our rival college perform the same song (practice illamaa vera!) that we were supposed to do and eventually win it. So I part ways with "THE ONE"....[ sogams music segment]
In the semi-finals of football tournament, our team loses despite a hatrick from me. But we get into the finals ( ghilli padam paarthathilla? ) somehow. So, in order to win the overall culturals shield, our team has to win the soccer final match. With just one minute to go, our team is deadlocked with the opponent team (who turned out to be that rival college). I decide to take the bull by its horns and i dribble past the stunned midfielders with the touch of magic, sprint past defenders by three stepovers and send a scorcher of a shot which rockets past the beaten goalkeeper and hits the back of the net and the huge crowd cheers my team and chants my name!! Victory for my team ...[ fifth song...at the ground where 'the one' dances too]
While returning back to college, my friends try to pacify me and finally succeed in rejoining me and my "the oNE" ( nalla ennam ellam kidayathu...appo thaan I wont go behind their 'aal' )
With me being the head of some ****** student organisation, I work on some differential corrosion nanotechnology based cmos fabrication method using strings through waveoptics.
[ dideernu...kutthu song...uncalled for though]
When my paper is all set to be chosen for the presentation, my rival ( the guy i beat up earlier) decides to take pay me back by abducting my "THE ONE", and demanding me to back out from the presentation to allow his paper to be selected. On hearing this, I get to his place ( epadi edam theriumnu kekka koodathu), which turns out to be a a dimly-lit warehouse on top of a hill. After some astounding fight sequences, I rescue her and get to the presentation hall on time.
I receive an award for the my paper and I live happily ever after....a fairy tale ending...Yup this will remain a tale forever...
What happened in reality...i'll post that after four years... Cant let the cat out of the bag so soon ;)
Thanks to our Kollywood's College movies....
Talking about dreams...Here We GOOOOOOO!!
In the exciting colorful college phase of my life, I (with some cool hairstyle and sporting coolers...on the lines of SRK in KKHH, and i go around the college by skateboards! ) get down from my bike( not some bullet vandi as in sachein) and wave at the onlookers (stunned..acc to me) who gaze at me as if Superman had arrived. Seniors try to make me stumble by sticking their legs on my way, but I manage to strike a balance with my single foot on the ground and hit them with some gravity-defying stunts...
[ opening song]
Within a few days, I form a gang along with three other blokes (with one comedian of course! ) in my class, and from then on, we never attend lectures. We while away time by sitting on compound walls with parked bikes nearby ( engalodathu nu sonnena?) , and talking about unproductive stuff. When some good-looking lassie goes past us, I call her up, and we have her lunch - thari sadham and maanga pickles (as too many brahmins in my coll), and shoo her away with a loud 'burp'... When I get into trouble my gang vanishes into thin air but whereas when i get to kadalapottufy with some gal, they behave contrastingly and stick with me ( they must see some Kathir's movie ).
After a few days, when am at the temple ( not for pious reasons....you know why ;) ), I meet my 'THE ONE" through a head on collision trying to rescue a lit-lamp from being extinguished (with thakkuchuku thakujum bg music from Kushi ) and its that four letter thing at first sight. The next day I cant eat or sleep well and when complaining about it to my gangmates, villain of the story (or maybe hero...coz #005 villain's villain is a hero! ) gets into a fight with me as he had abused some classmate of mine. I biff him with clenched fists, execute some WWE moves ( graphics integerated coz i cant do risky stunts by being hooked to suspended ropes ) and then at my final punch, he lands at the girl's foot and apologises...And all this happens in the middle of a large ensemblage of spectators including the professors. And when the college's top officials arrive at the battlefield ( obviously after everythings over ), the crowd dissolves amidst blatant cacophony and when am about to leave, I set my eyes upon the same girl (ya, she turns out to be my college mate) I met at the temple and get aquainted with her...
[ second song...a duet at som exotic foreign location]
As showcased in every film, classes never seem to happen, and even on those rare occasions when it does, I turn a hooligan and hoot n boo( as my classies giggle) n make a mockery of the professors. When some professor retorts, I stage a walkout and we waltz around and perform some jig in the college (i can even play guitar) and indulge in every form of unfruitful merriment...
And also, I goto some new flicks everyweekend with my gang, turn a roamer in the beach, dance at DJ clubs, hog at NV hotels, stay online in the evenings, some midnight calls ;) - a typical happy-go-lucky wastrel, but still turn out to be the college topper, soccer star, amazing dancer!
I am named the captain of the college football team and am the lead dancer in my college troop( which again comprises my gang and also my "THE ONE" ) .
And during the much frenzied College Chairman elections, posters of me are ubiquitous. Everyone's unanimous choice is me but still eventually, i beat my opponent by just 'one vote', after an announcement over the cobweb filled college speakers to a large gathering of students...
[ third song...ghana genre]
And during the ultra-hyped up culturals and sports event at our rival college (where rivalry is handed down from batch to batch), at the dance and music competition grand finale, our lead singer "the ONE" forgets the lines of the song and our rival college perform the same song (practice illamaa vera!) that we were supposed to do and eventually win it. So I part ways with "THE ONE"....[ sogams music segment]
In the semi-finals of football tournament, our team loses despite a hatrick from me. But we get into the finals ( ghilli padam paarthathilla? ) somehow. So, in order to win the overall culturals shield, our team has to win the soccer final match. With just one minute to go, our team is deadlocked with the opponent team (who turned out to be that rival college). I decide to take the bull by its horns and i dribble past the stunned midfielders with the touch of magic, sprint past defenders by three stepovers and send a scorcher of a shot which rockets past the beaten goalkeeper and hits the back of the net and the huge crowd cheers my team and chants my name!! Victory for my team ...[ fifth song...at the ground where 'the one' dances too]
While returning back to college, my friends try to pacify me and finally succeed in rejoining me and my "the oNE" ( nalla ennam ellam kidayathu...appo thaan I wont go behind their 'aal' )
With me being the head of some ****** student organisation, I work on some differential corrosion nanotechnology based cmos fabrication method using strings through waveoptics.
[ dideernu...kutthu song...uncalled for though]
When my paper is all set to be chosen for the presentation, my rival ( the guy i beat up earlier) decides to take pay me back by abducting my "THE ONE", and demanding me to back out from the presentation to allow his paper to be selected. On hearing this, I get to his place ( epadi edam theriumnu kekka koodathu), which turns out to be a a dimly-lit warehouse on top of a hill. After some astounding fight sequences, I rescue her and get to the presentation hall on time.
I receive an award for the my paper and I live happily ever after....a fairy tale ending...Yup this will remain a tale forever...
What happened in reality...i'll post that after four years... Cant let the cat out of the bag so soon ;)
Tagged from my bro's College Kanavugal http://iplaybymyrules.blogspot.com/search/label/Comedy-Keemedy
Note - kathir's movies - Idhayam,Kadhal Desam,Kadhalar dinam,Kadhal Virus
Also, I dint dream about Main Hoon Na's SRK !
WRECKER IN CHIEF !!!!
Chinni Jeyanth...Starred in over 200 movies as a college student
And the guy who is responsible for my dreams and the consequent disappointment...
2 comments:
LOL
and yeah sad that you take inspiration for Tamil movies. :D
and princes dont tell. They just show up... so... :P
yeah, princes just show up, which implies tat the s******** frustrated uncle tat u mentioned is your prince.. :P
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