Wednesday, January 2, 2008

2008 - Mundane to miraculous ...

2008, the 57 events that I expect or atleast dream about...
Even numbered points are almost improbable ;)


  1. Australian cricekt team realizes the existence of failure
  2. The Fab Four ( Sachin,Dada,Dravid and Lax) live upto the expectations
  3. BCCI works unbiased and doesnt involve politics in Cricket
  4. Sharukh Khan rejects atleast one endorsement offer and watches cricket matches at home
  5. Kalaignar TV does some some show originally
  6. Shilpa Shetty is kissed by Arnold or Rooney
  7. The deserving C.Ronaldo bags FIFA world player of the year
  8. Expecting atleast 2-3 hindi movies with only ONE hero in it
  9. When atleast one Indian football player(or anyother sport other than Cric and Sania) gets an endorsement!
  10. Sania should(nt) shrink her dress even more
  11. Harris scores original music
  12. Maldini retires
  13. Someone explains me why golf is so popular !!
  14. Dhoom3 shouldnt be directed
  15. Amitabh stars in less than 50% of the no. of Hindi movies the whole year
  16. Bheema should be released finally
  17. Vijay doesnt do a remake!
  18. AR does more Tamil albums
  19. Narain enters F1 and gets to the podium atleast once
  20. Ponting averages less than 45
  21. England soccer team doesnt sack another coach
  22. Sehwag sheds some weight and god knows why why he s in the squad
  23. Pak coach Geoff Lawson manages to be alive when the year ends
  24. Beckham popularises soccer in USA rather than scouting for a good Hollywood script
  25. Venkatesh (telugu star) starts a party
  26. Mani Ratnam gives a hit after a loooong time
  27. Dollar equivalent goes below 35
  28. Rajini Kanth announces his 'last' movie and means it
  29. USA withdraws its troops from Iraq
  30. International squash or football matches in India draw crowds ( with priced tickets ! )
  31. Board Exams should end without any confusion over entrance exams
  32. Osama Bin laden is captured, but he is so audacious that he released his picture in 2007!
  33. Reservation policy shouldnt be implicated in IITs and imagine a cricket team or a movie with such a policy !
  34. Kabaddi,Carrom and chess should be included in Olympics
  35. Shane Warne or Steve Waugh act in some Bollywood movie
  36. Jadeja talks of a comeback
  37. Some friend of you doesnt have an orkut account
  38. An indigenous tamilian stars as a heroine opposite an established actor
  39. Asafa Powell isnt charged with indulging in drugs, following suit Jones and Gatlin
  40. Someone ignorant of INdian cinema believes that Vijay Kanth is a hero
  41. Roman Abrahomovich goes bankrupt
  42. North Indians chicks acting in Tamil movies,talk other than those 3 words - konjam konjam therium in Tamil
  43. Majority of NRI ( non returning Indians ) return to India
  44. Shahid and kareena, Simbhu and nayantara ( now that shes ravishingly good), Salman and Katrina, paes and Mahesh rejoin, as magazines are running aout of ssips
  45. Reliance doesnt invlove in manufacturing of Electronic goods ( atheyavuthu vittu vainga! )
  46. Reliance,Aditya Birla and Tata bequeath half their property to the Indian Govt.
  47. Vijay Mallya turns his attention towards Indian football, as he owns East Bengal club, rather than kingfisher calendar hotties
  48. MJ opens a new SCHOOL ( you know why! ) and some git enrolls his son there!
  49. Pakistan stops worrying about Kashmir when their own land is going out of control
  50. No. of new Engg colleges constructed should be less than five.
  51. Federer fails to win all the four Grand Slams ( yup, am a sampras fan)
  52. IPL invites Kapil Dev for the opening ceremony
  53. No email between Kirsten and Dhoni should be leaked
  54. JK writes "HArry Potter returns", after being pressurized the same way as Doyle
  55. Students see life beyond the IT industry
  56. OMR should be fully constructed
And the last one

57. Hindu collaborates with Playboy ;)

2 comments:

aura said...

good one...i think u read a lot..must have taken u quite a bit of good memory to remember this stuff!!n..as far as the last one goes...romba aasai thaan!!

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