The humid wind blows against me in the cold November rain on a dark sabbath (as one of the 10 commandments is ” Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy”), immediately after I sacrificed my mane …
Oh God, please raise me thy right hand and count me among thy saints and satisfy all my endearing prayers...
1.My College's system administrator’s firewall software realizes that Charlens Dickens is not an 'unsuitable' site
2. For the good of Tamil Cinema, Vijay relinquishes his desire of acting and joins Prabhu Deva’s team as a dance assistant’s tea supplier’s apprentice.
3. Bakshi wins the Bharat Ratna award for excellence in the field of education. Chitode and Godse (if they really exist!) can settle with Padma Shris.
4. Ponting gives up cricket (and the chase of bettering the endangered thala Sachin’s Test Record) coz his kid is scared to pee alone in the night.
5. Sports section in The Hindu occupies the first 4 pages (or lease it out to Playboy n Hustle). Definitely, there are more takers for news about the stirring P***C wars than the sordid political wars!
6. Government enacts a law on stifling repeatedly re telecasted reprisal of news reports on India’s news channels… Deepika’s sensational photo shoots can be exempted.
7. MJ’s fortune is bequeathed to the Government, with which the homeless American children can be taken care of. After all, MJ loves children ;)
8. Anna University conducts a lottery based mark awarding system for students. With peons and random nincompoopish staff correcting our papers and arbitrarily awarding marks, why take the intemperate route and conduct exams?
9. A family with 4 teenage daughters moves into the nearby plot. After all, one of the Great Commandments is “Love Thy neighbor”.
Amen.
2 comments:
holy-sacrificed your mane?
You took them off for growth issues!
God, let me add d 10th wish for he has spoken ill of the divine practice
Stab,shoot and fry him in flames when he is about to make love for the first time in his life!
*assuming you haven't already*
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