I sit back in my blue cushioned chair, with two protruding arms, offering no support to my constantly typing hands, as my mind is clouded by different problems of a eighteen year old. The current problem however is that I dont have any immediate-solution-demanding problem to tackle or being victimised or to be nailed and eventually overcoming it, thus achieving something...
Maybe perhaps probably I should consult Mr.Harry Potter, the boy who lived ( as if we are dead corpses) about what he does when he is all alone in his room other than having an affair with loneliness, no.12 Privet Drive... Too bad I dont have a cousin who is as stupid as Dudley and as a matter of fact there is no cousin who lives under my roof, and even above it.
It wouldve been great to have a brother in here with me, where we can turn Hardy Boys and solve mysteries adventurously in an utopian world, where everything goes wrong initially for us ( hardy boys) but strangely culminating with everything going right.
Or have some cousins like every Enid Blyton book's character has, and go seeking places offering mysteries, which had been somehow eluding all others before.
Or form a Secret Seven Society, with stupid passwords to enter our HQ( where noone else will bother to come in) , but there is no farm house here though.
Or form an investigating trio with fellow vetti mates, the Three Investigators and have Mr.Hitchcock to guide us out of problems, which were created by him in the first place.
Or have a *a prefix*friend in Nancy Drew, and help her solve mysteries with her cute friends.
Or gain the unearthly powers of an Animorph, to morph into a parrot ( now Deepika Padukone has a parrot in her bedroom right? )
Or like in some Goosebumps book, having the power to turn a werewolf during halloween and take revenge on the guy who had stolen my pencil box, or enter a toy factory, where I get locked up for a night and fight the 'dangerous' barbie dolls or learn how to fly, making the rival for a gal go jealous over it, lead him into trouble and have a 'happily forever' ending.
Or have fun with Mickey and Minnie in my garden, though my mom will not like the idea of having rats at home, and if I do, she will have to employ Tom, who is already having enough trouble getting kicked all over by Jerry.
Nor does my home need 'another' Goofy ;)
Or there shouldve been a Uncle Scrooge for me, thus enabling me to have a bath in dollars ( or pounds if Mickey comics is from Britain) and dimes.
Or have Donald and Daisy ducks, along with Hewey, Dewey and Louie for fun, but being a strict non-vegetarian, mmmm...second thoughts over that.
Or Kalavakkam should be modified completely to Riverdale, and stay all day at Uncle Pops with my Archie gang ( xpt Reggie) , flirting with Veronica and buying Juggie hamburgers to keep him away.
Or turn a hunter as Shikari Shambu and tackle wild situations with luck and ending up with undeserving glory.
Or have a funny servant like Suppandi, who will stand under the sweltering sun waiting for his sweat to be dried up like wet clothes !
But all this is unlikely to happen.
So I had resort to writing a blog and take away some of your time...Now thats an achievement !
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