Proverbs - Bang Bang Bang !!

One-liner comments for common proverbs....


There is no substitute for hardwork
Now Mr.Hardwork is a Fullback or striker?

Rolling Stone gathers no m'a'ss
But Mike Jagger did

Pennywise and pound foolish
Yup, girlfriends and boyfriends respectively

Better late than never
And why doesnt my professor understand this?

A bird in hand is better than two in the bush
Esp when youve got a meaty turkey to the two little pigeons in the bush

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle
It does..Uniqueness

A coward dies a thousand times before his death. The valiant tastes of death but once
Wait a minute. Isn't die a verb form of Death?

United we stand, divided we fall
And the Indian team is united only while falling

A jack of all trades is a master of none.
So India better stop their futile attempts on their scouting for an all-rounder

A penny saved is a penny earned
But the converse is not true

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Is someone fond of Veerappan

Actions speak better than words
Sreeshanth, you listening?

All's fair in love and war.
Emami effect?

Barking dogs seldom bite.
My college dogs dont even bark.

Blood is thicker than water.
Duh, me aint that bad in chemistry.

Empty vessel makes more noise
My dear Navjot Sidhu

Cleanliness is next to godliness
Not even in a dictionary

Don't fall before you're pushed.
CR!

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
And say tata to your girlfriend

What goes up must come down
But the problem is that MIG 21s are coming down a bit too soon after take off!

Slow and steady wins the race.
But not Twenty20

Laughter is the best medicine
Pharmacies should be filled with comics, and koundamani wouldve been the best doc in the world

Love is blind
Which should explain Soundarya's "hey avan smart ah irukaan la" comment about vijaykanth in the movie thavasi.

Courtesy costs nothing.
Free stuff lacks quality :D

Clothes dont maketh a man
Ya, am old enough to know the actual process that goes into the making of a man !!!