Hangman game on phosphate !

Having received several warnings about being hypertalkative in class, chemistry mam ordained me,sharath and viney that we shoud never sit together in class.
Today was my turn to sit separately and me being a backbencher till that moment, took a seat in the farthest corner of the class, almost hidden from the professor's view.
And she noticed me sitting alone, aloof from the class proceedings,amused in my world of fantasies.She ordered firmly that I should move to the first bench,which had an empty place thanks to some dutiful bunkin hostelite.

Thats when I realized these things :

1.Never even consider playing hangman with your first-bench mate, who will turnout to be an absolute firstbencher nerd, listening keenly to class. Unless you feel like playing it on the names of chemistry compounds !

2.Dont bother talking to your benchmate, as he ll give a timid,uninterested 'oh' when you start gossiping about some hot rumour on the rounds

3.Never even consider doodling in your note, as the professor will give alarming and fearful abrupt gazes at you or your note from the blue, that ll catch you off guard.And especially when youve got one multipurpose notebook for 8 subjects...just like me !

4.You cannot stare/ogle/admire/gaze at any person of the opposite sex, unless you want them to dismiss you as a cheap ogling moron. As your face should turn more than 90 degrees, people will be able to notice the quick changes in your head position while turning towards and away.
This doesnt necessarily mean Ive experienced all this ;) jai anchaneya

5.There is absolutely no chance of dozing off for a brief while, as fear pangs will cloud your mind.

6.Mobile Messaging huh? lol...out of question

And when I finally decided to listen to the class after abandoning all hopes of finding an alternative,I took one look at someone in the first bench taking down notes ferociously and I ultimately decided against listening to class, as I dont want to be entitled as the next nerd in line !